Tennis balls and new stories

OK. Well, i’ve published two new works. Poems From Another Time and The Test Subject are now on Smashwords, Goodreads and Kindle. Yayy! =D

Other than that, just a random rant…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFTbHvPDWmo

10 seconds: …what the hell is this?

30 seconds: ….seriously, WTF?

40 seconds: D= That’s so sad! =X

1 minute: ……..wait……what the hell just happened there?

 

Let me get this straight….

Kid throws tennis ball against a wall over and over.

You find out the reason he does this is because he wants to forget about his cancer.

…..it becomes a Walmart ad….

Seeme legit. =D

They say if you laugh at this video, you’re going to Hell. I’m sorry, but Hell must be waiting for me. I mean, I don’t care how much you care about kids with cancer ((trust me, i care too)) but HOW CAN YOU NOT AT LEAST SMILE AT THIS?! XD

Tennis ball>Cancer>Walmart…

This is comedy, people. X)

death note pictures

Wow…just wow.

OK…well, things have been awesome lately, not as depressing and harsh as it has been…

1) I just got back from Sacramento. ((I went with mah best friend^^))

2) I’ve published My Expiration Date

3) A HUGE weight of stress has been taken off me

I can’t really explain the 3rd one but as for the first and second…

Going to Sacramento with my friend was awesome.<3 We went to Joes Crab Shack, saw a guy with a mini-fro and a mustache, rode the elevators up and down wearing funny costumes, got candy and went to Mardi Gras. XD Pretty awesome…

As for publishing my story…you can find it on kindle, online as a PDF and a few other places I forgot because i’m smart like that =\

Cool story, bro…

http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5757475.Nemonica_Bars Wow, I almost feel special…but i’m not….i’m still the same, strango person you see walking around with a fake pedostache doing the creeper walk. =\ And i’m still proud.<3

beyonce why don’t you love me pictures

The Cloak

Enjoy. ^^

Sushi and Starbucks

Well…i WAS going to go to my friends house today…but no…she got sick. -_- Damn sickness and it’s…sickiness…..

Oh well, i got sushi and starbucks, so i was happy for a while… Until i realised “Oh noz! All mah friends have gone!” *forever alone*

Yepp…but let me explain…

My friend Katy is skiing ((lucky litte itch)), my friend Spenser is at a ski resort ((FUUU-)), idfk where Sage or Clancy are and Josh..well, whatever…=\

Oh well, i keep myself amused i guess…chillin’ in the loft where thou shalt not give a shit. Watching Death Note, listening to music, talking to myself, going more insane by the minute…it happends…

 

Fake and real friends

Saw this on another blog…had to post it X)

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this

Popcorn and Trees

Popcorn…my harmless addiction…also, what im eating as i write this…

Trees…what i will see much of in a couple days when we take a school trip to Yosemite…

Together…

They create…

PoPcOrN aNd TrEe EpIcNeSs!!!!!

Yepp…soo, in a couple days im going to Yosemite with mah friends….should be pretty fun…but idk….

Hopefully…X)

Also, i submitted 3 poems to poetrybreakfast.wordpress.com so maybe one will be featured…? Hopefully as well. =)

 

“I Am Not a Vampire” – a New Years music gift.

Here’s a little gift in music for 2012. XD

2012

Alright…well, here we are in 2012…for Christmas i got a laptop, ski goggles, socks, PJs, a knife and candy…pretty cool when you consider everything. =) Oh well, I spent New Years at a friends house having a party. ^^ Pretty cool, but my friend Katy dirched for Reno, -_- But oh well, she had fun and so did we..so it doesn’t matter. =P

Can’t say i truely think the world will end this year but whatever…it’s an excuse to party it up all year. ^^